shocking! he's losing the support of republican conservatives who staunchly oppose anything and everything linked to gay rights."let me be clear: i am not gay and never have been"
ms. south carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. at no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
her fans said "gimme more," and britney spears is responding with the debut of her fifth studio album – and accompanying single – as early as next week, entertainment weekly reports on its web site. ew.com calls the 25-year-old's new single, "gimme more," an "up-tempo" dance track that "music insiders love." the album remains unnamed.
gimme more pants is more like it...
you know who this reminds me of? martha plimpton circa 1985 from the goonies:
yeah, i didn't think so either...Q: After Lindsay Lohan's second DUI with another charge of coke possession, it appears that her career has spiraled down the toilet. So what's her best option? To sign the largest contract ever with Vivid Entertainment. This would be like the David Beckham effect on Americans watching soccer ... except it would actually work. Porn would be mainstream, she would still be making tons of money and it would be cool for her to be going to the wild parties. This idea is too perfect to not work.--Drew, Columbus, Ohio
SG: Hmmmm ... you might be right about this. Porn actresses show up late to sets, they drink and do drugs, they dress like hookers, and they have sex with random shady people. She already may be doing all of those things. From a financial standpoint, she couldn't make more than a $1-2 million for a movie because she's box office poison at this point; when you think about it, Jenna Jameson makes that much money in a month. So yeah, Lindsay might be better off emulating Jenna than Gwyneth Paltrow at this point. On the other hand, it wasn't that long ago when Angelina Jolie was making out with her brother, wearing Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck and dressing goth. ... Now she's a respected actress who's allowed to adopt babies in various countries and even managed to steal Jennifer Aniston's husband away. So you can't give up on
Lindsay yet.
Just for the hell of it, here's the Sports Gal's take:"Lindsay doesn't need porn, she needs to copy what Angelina did and play a role close to herself, that's how she can turn her career around. Nobody wants to see her in a romantic comedy because she's too messed up and nobody wants to see her in a horror movie because we'd just root for her to get killed. When Angelina was struggling she did "Girl, Interrupted" and played a mental patient with drug problems who cut herself and acted crazy. It wasn't exactly a stretch. Lindsay needs to do that, something close to home, like a promiscuous alcoholic with low self-esteem and a drug problem who likes to drive drunk, chain smoke and pretend that her breasts aren't fake -- then, her life is turned upside down when she gets sent to jail for her 14th DUI and she ends up feuding with a group of skinhead prisoners who resent her because of her beautiful red hair, which they end up shaving before she joins a rival Kabbalah group and finds the strength to kill the Skinheads to survive. I would go see this movie and Bill would probably go to because there would definitely be a shower scene."
i never really watched it myself, but my friend justin and i were corresponding via email about the fight of the century. i can see it now... in this corner, weighing in at a whopping 89 pounds soaking wet...she's been in and out of rehab...she knows how to fight...she took down big bertha in the janitor's closet for a pack of cigarettes...and tonight shes so strung out she's giving pete doherty a run for his money...
ladies and gentlemen...liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindsaaaaaaaaaaaaaay loooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaan:
and in this corner, weighing in at 165 pounds pregnant again with her third illegitimate child...she too has been in and out of rehab...shes already threatened to kill a french photographer...shes aerodynamic...she knows how to use an umbrella and her baby's daddy thinks he's gangsta...
ladies and gentlemen...briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitneeeeeeeeeeeeeey speaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars:
can you IMAGINE this rumble??? i am drooling just thinking about it...
if celebrity death match came back for this one and only event, i would LOVE them forever!!! i would probably have mike borrow a HUGE screen tv and surround speakers from work, hit up the liquor store, fire up the barbie and throw a party...
but who would win???
things to consider:
who is your $$$ on???
for those who can't read it, the tag under her name reads,
i'm glad i went to rehab - i needed to get away from everyone and i didn't know how.
maddox, honey...mommy can't lift you anymore. you see, you exceed 10 lbs and since that is 1/4 of my total body weight i would have to have the strength of wonder woman to be able to lift you. besides, i'm too busy trying to find the next child i want to adopt with your daddy so that i can remain in all of the headlines since i'm not actually doing any work. you understand don't you love? we'll find you another friend to bring home as soon as possible so that i can fill my lonely heart with something else in place of the love i should have for your daddy, and you can have something to entertain you. don't worry darling, in no time you'll have a full brood of siblings from every corner of the earth since i refuse to become pregnant again and potentially gain 5 lbs. ok? that's my boy...
manchester united has recruited a 9-year-old soccer prodigy based on video footage featuring his skills.
the club brought in rhain davis after his grandfather sent a dvd to united youth staff showing the boy playing for an under-10 team in brisbane, australia. he has since moved back to england and is currently training with a united youth squad.
eat your heart out beckham...
but really, not too bad...
