yo ho, yo ho...a pirates life for brit brit

brit brit stopped by the pacific ocean while house hunting in malibu and decided to go for an impromptu dip...in her bra and panties:

yeah honey, the sea urchins were making the same face when they saw your ass coming at them...oh the horrors!!! although, her cellulite does make me feel a bit better about myself so i suppose thanks are in order:

thank you br-....thank y-...than-...oh hell, i can't do it...not even a desperate davy jones from pirates of the caribbean 3 would hit that s*it...

although, i guess this is an upgrade from her use of gas station bathrooms sans footwear circa 2004:

bring it on!

oh, its already been broughten! broughten so hard that it made kirsten's ta tas drop about 6 inches closer to her knees...

ice ice baby....

what the hell happened???


i mean really val - i didn't even recognize you... and i wouldn't worry so much about maverick being unsafe in the air...you may not like him because you think he's dangerous, but perhaps you should be more worried about you dangerously high levels of cholesterol....

greetings

hellooooooooooooooo internet! sorry i have been unable to post in so long, but i was traveling all last week and have spent the better part of the beginning of this one trying to play catch up at work. but no fear...i am b.a.c.k.

introducing mr. star jones

oh mr. star jones how you mock me! i thought you wore the pants in the relationship - i mean star is quite the...personality...to go up against, but clearly i was wrong:

apparently she has you wound so tightly around her little bypassed/liposuctioned pinky finger that you would do anything to make her proud - including wearing her clothes from her last season on the view...

say it ain't so pete!

the illustrious pete doherty showed up two hours late to a london court this morning. the judge was so infuriated that he issued a warrant for his arrest. when he finally squirmed out from underneath the rock he has been sharing with kate moss, he pleaded guilty to possessing quantities of crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine as well as to two driving offenses.

really? looking like this i never would have even considered he was ever within 100 yards of any illegal substances:

putting the 'ass' in class since 1981...

welcome back to the free world pair pair...nice to know that while in the slammer you were still able to take care of things 'down there':