confessions of a shoe slut

the next wilt chamberlain

charlie sheen is at it again...that's right, he's engaged AGAIN!!!

only this time his fiancé is the 'coolest girl he's ever met'. oh, and has he met some girls:

paula profit whom he shares a daughter with
kelly preston, actress and current wife of john travolta whom he shot in the arm 'by accident'
heidi fleiss, hollywood madam whom he was a frequent flyer with (i wonder if he was able to redeem any buy-one-get-one-free coupons with her?)
donna peele whom he became a born-again christian with after admitting that he was addicted to cocaine
ginger lynn, porn star
heather hunter, porn star
denise richards, crappy actress whom he had two daughters with
and now brooke mueller, real estate investor

one of these things is not like the other....

i imagine he's like the t in boston - you try not to ride it if you can avoid it but, if you have to, you don't touch anything in hopes of not becoming diseased...

i am the first to admit that tom brady is a hot piece of you-know-what (sorry mike).

however, i have lost soooooooo much respect for him as of late. first off, he was caught wearing a yankees hat...a YANKEES HAT?!?!?! WTF??? where is the bostonian love??? couple this with the fact that he is now dating gisele the giraffe who stole him away from bridget moynahan (and he allowed her to do so). furthermore, gisele apparently didn't want tom to be away from her on her birthday...which happens to be today...which also happens to be the due date for bridget...

if potentially sharing your birthday with the child of your current candy and his ex isn't poetic justice, i don't know what is...

p.s. hey gisele - ethan allen called - they want the fabric that you borrowed to make your dress back so they can fill my grandmother's order for her new curtains...