birthday wishes

behold! my brother's well wishes for my birthday:

bite.me.

and now, the one from julie:

the 5th anniversary of my 21st birthday...

yes, that's right - its my birthday today...YAY I'M GETTING OLDER!!!

in celebration of this momentous occasion, i bought myself a little birthday present:

a grande non-fat pumpkin spice latte from starbucks - now that's a way to start the day...mmmmmmmm...

deja vu anyone?

blondes, and male friends of blondes, around the world...lock your doors...

after posting $125,000 bail for the 11 felony counts against him...O.J. IS OUT!!!

then:

now:
the difference? a receding hairline from all the stress of trying to find nicole's killer on the golf courses of miami beach...

more news on brit brit...

so news was breaking when i was leaving work yesterday about brit brit's saga:

britney spears is a 'habitual, frequent, and continuous' user of alcohol and controlled substances and now must undergo twice-weekly random testing a judge in the singer's custody case ruled. los angeles superior court commissioner scott gordon also ruled that both spears and ex-husband kevin federline may not consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances at least 12 hours prior to being with their children. spears, alone, was ordered to meet with a 'parenting coach' at least twice a week for a total of eight hours, according to court documents released tuesday. 'the parenting coach is to observe (spear's_ interaction with the minor children and her parenting skills,' the commissioner wrote. the coach will provide lawyers on both sides with written reports, and will appear in court at the ex-couple's next hearing on nov. 26.

8 hours?!?!?! that's it?!?!?! they think they can teach her how to be a parent in 8 hours since, apparently, the last 24 months have taught her nothing...

i can totally see her on supernanny and taking a swing at that british chick...

brit brit update

so we all know ms. brit brit is heading to court to fight kfed for custody of their two children (described by sarah silverman as, 'the most adorable mistakes you will ever see'). kfed is being represented by the one and only gloria allred while brit brit's lawyer and manager have simlutaneously dumped her...

her former bodyguard is set to testify against her reporting issues of nudity, drug use and safety issues involving the children...like these are big shocking allegations...

brit brit has found a new team of lawyers in her one and only fan left:



and the one and only man she can still cling to:

i never thought i'd say this, but my $$$ is on kfed...

the emmys!

so i am not one to sit around and spend my precious sunday evening watching award shows...but i am one to dvr them and sit around on my precious monday evening to catch up on what i missed...

below, my take on the fashions...first, the women

BEST:

katherine heigl - love love love her...so classic and classy...can't get enough of her...

ali larter - wow - talk about coming a long way from the whipped cream bikini...fabulous!

america ferrera - hello womanly curves, where have you been??? thank you for making the rest of us feel sooooooooo much better about our bodies!!!

sandra oh - oh how far you have come!!! classic black can't go wrong...stunning...

tina fey - funny girl gone chic...LOVE IT!!!

WORST:

heidi klum - heidi heidi heidi...i love you and i love project runway...however, you are supposed to be walking the red carpet, not wearing it...

ellen pompeo - i know you are known for taking risks on the red carpet, and while this dress is flattering, i can't stop staring at your hair - what did you use for volumizer? a wind tunnel or did you just stick your finger right into a socket? also, why must you wear a 'necklace' that looks like the tie-back on my mom's curtains?

rebecca romijn - not so much fashion disaster here...more like she looked like she was trying to pay tribute to the late tammy faye baker...

jenna fischer - i appreciate that life isn't on a smooth road right now with you recovering from a broken back (i can sympathize) and a broken heart...i love your work...i love your show...i love that you tried to take a risk...i don't, however, love the dress...

and now, the men...

BEST:
john krasinski - yes, i know i just posted about you before this...but damn if you didn't look good enough to earn/require two postings...

jeremy piven - personally, i think you look hotter sans your entourage...and i may or may not have had a crush on you since pcu came out...

milo ventimiglia - on my man-crush list (yes, i know that, as a woman, i am supposed to have a woman-crush list to counter mike's man-crush and not the man-crush list i already posted...but this is my blog and i will do as i please)...

patrick dempsey - really, i don't think you could ever do anything wrong in my eyes...god you are HOT!

WORST:

adrian greiner - so.over.you. you had that boy-next-door thing going for you until you supposedly hooked up with pair-pair...now you have that boy-next-door-who-needs-to-be-tested thing going for you...oh, and by the way...you drink is pink...not so much of a turn on...

jerry o'connell - thin ties are NOT in...you look like a used car salesman...

ryan seacrest - see comment above under jerry o'connell re: skinny ties...apparently you tried to one-up him by making yours shiny...not feelin' it...SEACREST OUT!

never thought i would quote fergie...

but the best way to describe mr. john krasinski can only be summed up in one way:


tasty...tasty...