Friday, January 4, 2008

beauty queen gone bad...

a former beauty queen has been accused of kidnapping, biting and threatening a former boyfriend with a handgun.

law school student kumari fulbright, 25, faces a long prison sentence if convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two counts of aggravated assault.

fulbright, who competed for the miss arizona title in 2005 and 2006, features in a 2008 calendar in which bikini-clad women pose with guns. she recently completed a stint working for a federal judge.

behold ms. december:


she is accused of holding and torturing her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend in early december with the help of three other men.

it is believed the dispute began when her ex-boyfriend was accused of stealing jewellery given to fulbright by another former boyfriend, robert ergonis, 44, who is one of the three men accused of helping in the kidnap plot.

the men allegedly bound the victim with plastic ties and duct tape and threatened him with a gun. fulbright is then accused of biting the man on his forearm, right hand and ear, holding a knife to his head and telling him she was going to kill him.

he managed to escape after freeing a hand and grabbing the gun, which discharged, causing no harm.

a police complaint said the suspects stole the victim's wallet, some money, his mobile phone and briefcase.

fulbright was freed from custody after a $50,000 bond was posted.

and now her new head shot:


nice one methface.

overpriced?

looks like pair-pair's hourly rate went up to (count em): $7!!!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

boston weather

current conditions as of 8:54 am est:

  • fair
  • feels like: -10°
  • barometer: 30.47 in and rising
  • humidity: 43%
  • visibility: 10 mi
  • dewpoint: -7°
  • wind: nw 18 mph
  • sunrise: 7:13 am
  • sunset: 4:24 pm
  • current temperature: 8°
  • high: 18° low: 9°

can someone please please please explain to me why the temperature is stated to be 8° but feels like -10°? if it feels like -10° then its bloody -10°!!!

also, how is it possible for it to currently be 8° but our low for the day is 9°???

i need to move to tahiti...

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

what a perfect match!!!

although everyone claims that kfed is not jamie lynn's baby's daddy, i don't buy it! the man's sole purpose on this planet is to impregnate women - specifically those of the spears clan...didn't you hear, lynn may be preggers by him too...okay, that may be a bit of a fabrication, but i'm having reminiscent tinglings of the song, 'i'm my own grandpa' in my head...

anywho, here is another bleach blonde who wants a baby...given that kfed is merely touching her, i can say with relative certainty that she is already pregnant with triplets...who she will call tinkerbell, marilyn monroe, and bambi after her dogs.

oh kobe...

as an honor to hall-of-famer jerry west, the los angeles lakers wore vintage uniforms in the first half of their game against the celtics on sunday night. the lakers lost to the celtics 110-91.


most lakers appeared intent on covering the thighs with some longer spandex leggings (aka spanx...as in spanx for wearing something under them!!!). sadly, we have now all been made more aware of kobe's nasty case of chickenlegitis...for which there is no cure.

engaged?!?!?!

now its not so much the fact that kim 'i'm famous for nothing other than my fat ass' kardashian is grinding said ass into reggie 'heisman trophy' bush that intrigues me about this picture (i expect that from trash)...

its more the chick in the gold sequins dress who is looking on in fascination that creeps me out...

p.s. does she look like chyna to anyone else?!?!?!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

a few things to note:
  1. i am getting married this year
  2. resolution #1: lose about 20 lbs by july
  3. i am getting married this year
  4. resolution #2: no spending of extraneous $$$
  5. did i mention i am getting married this year?
  6. resolution #3: grad school grad school grad school
  7. i will try to be nicer to everyone...with the exception of celebrities and stupid people

hope everyone had a great new years!!!