one of the great speakers of our time

j.ho is in next month's issue of bazaar magazine where she gives some insight to her pregnancy:

'i kind of feel like everybody knew anyway,' the singer tells harper's bazaar for its february issue. 'i was on tour with a bubble gut!'

a bubble gut...interesting...i'm sure the wee ones will be especially appreciative of that one in a few years...

some things never change...

you would think that in light of the most recent events in the life of brit brit, someone would have told her to lay low/stay indoors/put a leash on her...

however this does not seem to be the case:

• no bra...................................check
• double chin.............................check
• no seat belt............................check
• nasty unwashed hair................check
• $2 earrings from claire's............check
• video of her in nothing but a men's shirt on a hotel balcony bending over to feed her pap-boyfriend a fudgesicle not more than 12 hours after release from the hospital.............check
• in one of her other 7 cars since her legendary white mercedes has been impounded after she left it in the middle of the street because it broke down on her................................check

a blast from the past...

so back when i was growing up...before the likes of brit brit, pair pair, and la la lindsay...it was a time of peace, merriment, and solidarity...

it was a time of american gladiators.

now this tradition has come back to us in the form of...........american gaydiators.

behold: titan - american gaydiator!!!

or maybe that's roger clemens during the height of his hgh addiction???

gettin' schmedumacated

well its nice to know one of them is going to be educated...

here is j.l. walking around with mommy dearest with a ged book in her hand:

maybe she can tutor sis on 'how not to lose your mind in 10 days'...

p.r.e.g.g.e.r.s.

well its nice to see one bleach blonde who is pregnant, above the age of 26, and married...

check out that baby bump!!!:

i think i have bigger bumps after a big meal...

art imitating life...

i know brit brit just came out with a new album recently, but i have the perfect album cover for her when she comes out with her next lp. all you have to do is vote on the title of the album:

• 'you drive me crazy: in the literal sense y'all'
• 'oops i broke my probation again'
• 'i'm a slave in a straight jacket'
• 'hit the padded wall one more time'
• 'mentally mind-fu*ked by frappuccinos and cheetos'
• 'CRACKed in two y'all'
• 'gimmie gimmie lithium'
• 'i'm not a girl, not yet a grandmother'
• 'she's so lucky she's a crazy slave 4 Ur toxic love...y'all'

halt the presses!!!

brit brit was taken into custody via ambulance and a hospital trip last night! she remains hospitalized at cedars-sinai medical center, but here's the latest footage of the pop star late last night. brit brit was taken to the hospital strapped to a gurney shortly after midnight friday morning after authorities had earlier arrived at the residence to intervene in a custody dispute between brit brit and her ex-husband, kfed. there, authorities determined that brit brit was under the influence of an unknown substance.