wow

guess who...

yes, that would be one ms. lindsay lohan...yes, that's right...that is la la lindsay...

doesn't she look like fergie pre-kicking-the-meth??? are we sure she was in rehab for only 3 months??? she looked like she aged about 30 years...

best.costume.ever.

so people.com has been having people submit pictures of themselves in their halloween costumes dressed as celebrities.

i believe this group of girls from palm beach, california take the cake:

10 friends dressed up as brit brit from every phase she's been through thus far...i can't wait until 'food stamps' and 'wic' brit brit join the ranks...

runners up:

d- in a box

dog the bounty hunter

prince (he's just the right height too!)

the olsens (this one is kinda creepy cause they TOTALLY look like them)

angie with her gaggle

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!!

that is all.

yeah yeah yeah....

alright...alright...i get it...people want me to update...jeesh - can't a girl enjoy a good oxy buzz without being harassed???

d.b. of the week

to those concerned that i would not be posting due to my surgery...have no fear...i am always here (and on oxycodone so i'm a barrel of laughs to boot - and yes, justin, mike bought me ice cream with candy bits in it...'I'M GONNA EAT YOU!!!').

so on to this weeks douche bag of the week...or in this case, douche bags of the week.

anyone who knows me knows that i love love love the boston red sox. i have been watching all the playoff games i can including the most recent two from the world series. the red sox have proved that they can win the blowouts (13-1 - highest scoring game in world series history) and the tight ones (2-1 last night).

so who are my douche bags might you ask???

the fox broadcasters - joe buck and, of course, tim mccarver.


why in the hell are these two idiots allowed on tv??? i mean, i know fox sucks for the most part (save for family guy), but they have struck a new low in allowing these morons to do ANYTHING. aren't broadcasters supposed to know the game...especially if one of them is a former player himself (cough cough tim cough cough)???

and aren't they supposed to remain neutral??? it was bad enough in 2004 when you could just tell through their announcing that they had major hard-ons for the yankees...'just wait for the red sox to crumble' was one of my favs...

i mean, if these guys would come out in full colorodao rockies gear, get on their knees, and just be done with it at least i could respect them a little...

well, maybe not...i mean they are douche bags....

and you thought the east vs. west coast wars were over...

vs.

GO RED SOX (AGAIN)!!!

this one is even better...