brit brit, a portrait

stolen coffee mug....................check
stolen book of kabbalah............check
double chin.............................check
nappy hair..............................check
chewed off nails......................check

reminiscing...

so the rumor mill has been working overtime as to whether nkotb (or new kids on the block for all those still living in the stone age) will reunite...

all i have to say is:

on danny
on donnie
on jordan and jonathan
on joey
on groupies
on 90s bad fashion...

god i hope they do...and i hope they bless us all with their musical prowess much like this:

NEW SEGMENT!!!

new and exciting!!!

so justin, in his infinite wisdom, made a comment on one of my posts a little while back questioning where the stars that we loved in the 80s and 90s are now??? that got me thinking...and so i've decided to do a weekly 'where are they now' segment.

first up, dave coulier (aka - uncle joey from full house)

professional life:
up until its cancellation in 1995, dave was best known as uncle jesse on 'full house' however, he also starred in the children's comedy series out of control and hosted 'america's funniest people' and 'opportunity knocks'. continuing with his voice work for cartoon characters, he did voice work in the movie 'yogi bear and the magical flight of the spruce goose' as well as 'felix the cat'.

his acting career included roles in disney channel original movies 'the thirteenth year' and 'the even stevens movie' as well as some work on nickelodeon in the movie 'shredderman rules'. in 2000 he founded his own children's centered entertainment company, 'f3 entertainment'.

he has also had a slew of reality tv show appearances. in 2003 he appeared on the 3rd season of VH1's 'the surreal life' with adrianne curry and chirstopher knight (who would later marry), da brat, chyna doll, marcus schenkenberg, verne troyer and jane wiedlin. in 2006 he appeard on fox's 'skating with the stars' where he was paired with olympic silver medalist nancy kerrigan.

currently, dave finds himself a member of duck's breath mystery theater - a touring comedy troupe as well as host of the series animal kidding. ha has been a kids choice awards host, and stars as mr. byrd in the tv movie shredderman rules which came out last year.

personal life:
dave was married for two years to fashion model jayne modean and together they had one son named luc. dave was alleged to be alanis morissette's first lover and it is widely speculated that he is the man referenced in her bitter song 'you oughta know' (although neither party will confirm this.)

he is also an avid fan of professional hockey, specifically the detroit red wings as was evident on his tenure on 'full house' by his red wings jersey and various red wings posters on uncle joey's bedroom walls. dave was a member of the celebrity all-stars hockey team where he played along side jason priestley, matthew perry, michael j. fox, alan thicke, michael keaton, and richard dean anderson.

if you have someone who you loved to watch as a kid and are wondering what happened to them, let me know...i'll do a little research and get you in the know...

db of the week

behold the douchess bag of the week:

oh mary kate...what were you thinking when you had the masseuse who found heath ledger's body hold off on calling 911?!?!?! didn't you ever pay any attention in health class other than learning how to treat your raging case of herpes??? or perhaps common sense should have dictated that you yell at the masseuse about how much of an idiot she was to call you instead of the police to begin with given that you are in california and she is in nyc... sadly this was not the case as you two nitwits exchanged 4 phone calls before the authorities were every called...you called your own damn security people first and the paramedics had to share the elevator with them!!!

god, you are such a douchess bag!!!

RIP

how reassuring...

it looks like little jamie lynn won't be winning the 'parent of the year' award afterall...

“after several weeks of personal soul searching and talks and discussions with her mom jamie lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do. lynne says jamie doesn’t understand the life long consequences of having a baby. she still wants her daughter to be able to be a teenager, go to parties, hang out with friends and have a career. so she’ll take the front seat of caring for the baby and take the pressure off her daughter.”

j-l may not understand the life long consequences of having a baby?!?!?! did brit brit teach her NOTHING besides how to open her legs?!?!?! and lynne is worried that j-l won't be able to party...isn't that how this whole fiasco started?!?!?! have no fear, now lynne has a whole new generation to f*ck up!!!

it sucked the first time around...

...and here brit brit is blowing it again...probably literally...



lets just hope, for the sake of the future of our country, that she learns how to close her legs...