only this time his fiancé is the 'coolest girl he's ever met'. oh, and has he met some girls:
- paula profit whom he shares a daughter with
- kelly preston, actress and current wife of john travolta whom he shot in the arm 'by accident'
- heidi fleiss, hollywood madam whom he was a frequent flyer with (i wonder if he was able to redeem any buy-one-get-one-free coupons with her?)
- donna peele whom he became a born-again christian with after admitting that he was addicted to cocaine
- ginger lynn, porn star
- heather hunter, porn star
- denise richards, crappy actress whom he had two daughters with
- and now brooke mueller, real estate investor
one of these things is not like the other....
i imagine he's like the t in boston - you try not to ride it if you can avoid it but, if you have to, you don't touch anything in hopes of not becoming diseased...
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how does he keep getting attractive women??
i have no idea...how does he keep getting women period? specifically one who seems that she might actually have a brain...
It's called money, and he has a lot of it.
i love you honey, but i am not marrying you for your $$$
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