douche bag of the week

i know d.b. of the week is supposed to be on friday...

and i know i haven't done d.b. of the week in a while...

but this guy just couldn't wait...

and now an excerpt from his resignation:

i go forward with the belief, as others have said, that as human beings our greatest glory consists not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

i wonder if that was what the prostitute was thinking every time she fell on your schlong???

p.s. i hate to fly - can i just borrow your ears and use them as wings??? i bet your wife wouldn't even notice they're gone given how little time you spend at home and how loaded she looks...