sister act

since lindsay is now resting* at her mother's home on long island, we get to watch her sister, ali, and her pussycat doll-wannabe friends tear around their compound in a golf cart:


i wonder if you can get a dui while driving a golf cart? we'll leave it up to ali to find out...

*and by resting i mean re-stocking her stash of coke

10" minimum...

you know she's just staring at her to assess and scheme the best way to get a hold of her, alli sims, hair to make the newest addition to her room o' wigs:

r.i.d.i.c.u.l.o.u.s.

i don't know much about soccer, but this much i know...this kid is INCREDIBLE

manchester united has recruited a 9-year-old soccer prodigy based on video footage featuring his skills.

the club brought in rhain davis after his grandfather sent a dvd to united youth staff showing the boy playing for an under-10 team in brisbane, australia. he has since moved back to england and is currently training with a united youth squad.

eat your heart out beckham...

it pains me that he has more $ than i will ever see in my life

ummmmmmmm...

okay...

breathe...

this photo should come with a disclaimer, in fact this individual should come with a disclaimer:


apparently it wasn't bad enough that your stage name is after a root vegetable, that your father was a nasa scientist (which can only begin to explain your social awkwardness), that your hair reminds me of bozo the clown more than anything, or that...really...you're not even funny...

no, it wasn't enough...

you had the idea that, perhaps if you did enough anabolic steroids, you'd get laid. but wait, it gets better...the only body part you're really going to work on are your deltoids so that you can look like some twisted patient whose deltoid implant surgery got nixed from a 'doctor 90210' episode in avoidance of a lawsuit...

no self-respecting woman in their right mind would every sleep with you carrot top...EVER.

totally shocked...

i don't believe it...

i.do.not.believe.it...

i mean it people...

i REALLY don't believe it...

ms. star reynolds has admitted to having gastric bypass surgery!!!

i know, i was shocked too! she was able to detach her face from al long enough to give an interview!!!

really, who did she think she has been kidding?!?!?!

eh...

there really isn't anything too hideous about this picture, i just wanted everyone to know how much i am not a fan of one ms. scarlett johansson.



okay, maybe the pants are a bit high-waisted, the white watch does NOT go with the ensemble, the cami need not be tucked in, she clearly needs a bigger/more supportive brassiere (did i just say brassiere???), she should wear her hair down, and her urkel glasses could use some fine tuning...

but really, not too bad...

break

hi kids,
sorry not to have updated in so long, but things here have been busy busy busy...i won't bore you with details...on with the show...