okay...
breathe...
this photo should come with a disclaimer, in fact this individual should come with a disclaimer:
apparently it wasn't bad enough that your stage name is after a root vegetable, that your father was a nasa scientist (which can only begin to explain your social awkwardness), that your hair reminds me of bozo the clown more than anything, or that...really...you're not even funny...
no, it wasn't enough...
you had the idea that, perhaps if you did enough anabolic steroids, you'd get laid. but wait, it gets better...the only body part you're really going to work on are your deltoids so that you can look like some twisted patient whose deltoid implant surgery got nixed from a 'doctor 90210' episode in avoidance of a lawsuit...
no self-respecting woman in their right mind would every sleep with you carrot top...EVER.
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