ashley: mom...mom...is that you???
meg: oh hi honey...don't i look wonderful??? no one would ever guess that i'm 46!
ashley: oh meg, its you...
meg: yes, that's right...46 years young...and only one failed marriage! take that britney...
ashley: where the hell is mary kate? she needs to see this...
meg: i mean, even though i'm about to start going through menopause, i look smashing!
ashley: *phone ringing* hello...oh hey mr. armstrong...i mean lance...no, i can't come suck face right now - the strangest thing is happening...you wouldn't believe me if i told you...ok, well meg ryan is trying to be my twin - er, triplet i guess...no i will not bring her with me for a threesome - i told you no when you asked if i would bring mary-kate...
meg: i just love how my hair looks...that whole not showering thing saves me so much time in my day...i mean i can get to the grocery store in no time!
ashley: lanc-... lan-...would yo-...i said no! god, you can't even keep me amused - how do you think you're going to be able to entertain two or even three of me?!?!?!
meg: i'm glowing...just glowing...
ashley: is this some kind of sick halloween joke???
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I just call them (Olsen twins) Michelle. I picture them walking around the house saying "You got it dude."
It would be hilarious to see one of them in an episode of ER with Uncle Jesse.
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