Tuesday, September 18, 2007

the emmys!

so i am not one to sit around and spend my precious sunday evening watching award shows...but i am one to dvr them and sit around on my precious monday evening to catch up on what i missed...

below, my take on the fashions...first, the women

BEST:

katherine heigl - love love love her...so classic and classy...can't get enough of her...

ali larter - wow - talk about coming a long way from the whipped cream bikini...fabulous!


america ferrera - hello womanly curves, where have you been??? thank you for making the rest of us feel sooooooooo much better about our bodies!!!


sandra oh - oh how far you have come!!! classic black can't go wrong...stunning...

tina fey - funny girl gone chic...LOVE IT!!!


WORST:


heidi klum - heidi heidi heidi...i love you and i love project runway...however, you are supposed to be walking the red carpet, not wearing it...

ellen pompeo - i know you are known for taking risks on the red carpet, and while this dress is flattering, i can't stop staring at your hair - what did you use for volumizer? a wind tunnel or did you just stick your finger right into a socket? also, why must you wear a 'necklace' that looks like the tie-back on my mom's curtains?


rebecca romijn - not so much fashion disaster here...more like she looked like she was trying to pay tribute to the late tammy faye baker...

jenna fischer - i appreciate that life isn't on a smooth road right now with you recovering from a broken back (i can sympathize) and a broken heart...i love your work...i love your show...i love that you tried to take a risk...i don't, however, love the dress...

and now, the men...

BEST:
john krasinski - yes, i know i just posted about you before this...but damn if you didn't look good enough to earn/require two postings...


jeremy piven - personally, i think you look hotter sans your entourage...and i may or may not have had a crush on you since pcu came out...

milo ventimiglia - on my man-crush list (yes, i know that, as a woman, i am supposed to have a woman-crush list to counter mike's man-crush and not the man-crush list i already posted...but this is my blog and i will do as i please)...

patrick dempsey - really, i don't think you could ever do anything wrong in my eyes...god you are HOT!

WORST:

adrian greiner - so.over.you. you had that boy-next-door thing going for you until you supposedly hooked up with pair-pair...now you have that boy-next-door-who-needs-to-be-tested thing going for you...oh, and by the way...you drink is pink...not so much of a turn on...

jerry o'connell - thin ties are NOT in...you look like a used car salesman...


ryan seacrest - see comment above under jerry o'connell re: skinny ties...apparently you tried to one-up him by making yours shiny...not feelin' it...SEACREST OUT!

3 comments:

Julie said...

I am so glad that I didn't waste my time watching the emmys.

Now I expect the same thing for the Oscars, Golden Globes... etc.

Justin said...

Ali Larter should have worn the whip-cream bikini. That would have gotten me to watch.

Ugly Betty isn't ugly, who knew?

Guys in Tuxes are cool. That's why I bought tuxedo pants.

Unknown said...

Seacrest and O'Connell: The statute of limitations on skinny ties wasn't reversed permanently by Reservoir Dogs.

Back into the closet for another 15 years. The ties, that is.