well duh! you may be an accomplished actress (in fact, i loved you in all three pirates movies), but when you look like you do above part of me wants to sit on you and force feed you hamburgers and candy for a week...
yes, i am certain genetics play a part of it (you hit the JACKPOT honey), but couldn't you get your pic taken eating a candy bar or something every once in a while to make the rest of us feel better???
and you recently complained that you don't have any tits - do you want some of mine??? i'll sell them to you - we can even bargain...have your people contact my people...
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Yuck.
I don't understand what could be attractive about that. She looks like one of the pirate skeletons on the movie poster.
That's right, the skull and crossbones are actually a tribute to Keira.
EAT SOME NACHOS!!
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