a show of hands as to who didn't see this coming:

michael vick has been confined to his home as he has failed his drug test (he was found to have marijuana in his system). sources say he looks forward to spending some quality time with his remaining secret pit bulls in his secret lair of secret dog fighting.


i can't wait until brit brit fails her drug test too...do you think they could go into house arrest together? then they could make babies since that seems to be the only thing she actually knows how to do these days...