the office premier

i don't think words can do justice just how much i love this show. i just about died laughing last night during the premier, but i think the funniest exchange happened as detailed below:

back story: michael ran into meredith in the parking lot when he was pulling into work for his first day back from ny (where he didn't get the promotion - ryan got it instead). as ryan is now in corporate, he is the one who michael has to report to. this exchange happens over the phone.

michael: so i need a little treat for the gang, something to win their affections back.
ryan: back? why is that michael?
michael: well, i ran down meredith in my car…
ryan: (groaning) did you do this on purpose?
michael: no, i was being negligent but she is the hospital…she’s fine…recovering nicely…a tiny little crack in her pelvis, but she will be up-
ryan: did this happen on company property?
michael: yes, it was on company property…with company property…so, double jeopardy – we are fine.
ryan: i don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
michael: oh, right…i’m sorry…what is we are fine...

i think i may have woken up the neighbor's children from how loud i was laughing...i apologize to the citizens of newton.