d.b. of the week

so i am starting a new weekly post - it will be called douche bag (or d.b.) of the week. it will take place every friday to make sure that the entire week and weekend are given fair shots.

that being said, who better to get the inaugural post than one spencer pratt:

spencer is the fiance of heidi montag from 'the hills' and is credited with breaking up heidi and l.c.'s friendship (for those not in the know). spencer is also a renowned douche bag. recently he was quoted by people magazine stating:

"i would do reality tv forever. it's so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, 'spencer pratt!' and know my name, than to be orlando bloom, who's famous for being some pirate."

right...orlando bloom was just 'some pirate' from some unknown series of movies grossing well over $2 billion in box office revenue...aside from the fact that orlando bloom is WAY hotter than you mr. pratt, you really need to shave those pubes off your face.

so here's to you spencer pratt - you are the original douche bag!