Monday, October 1, 2007

holy toledo!

no, not really...

brit brit loses custody!!!

extra extra...read all about it:

a court has ordered brit brit to give up custody of her children effective wednesday at noon.

kfed and brit brit, here during happier times, have two children.

brit brit's former husband, kfed, is to retain custody of their two sons "until further order of the court," papers from los angeles superior court show.


it was not clear what led to monday's decision awarding kfed full custody. a transcript of the court proceedings was ordered sealed.



i'm going to go out on a limb and say that what lead to the decision was not only the fact that she was photographed driving with the kids in the back seat without a license (her cali one is suspended after her hit and run and her louisiana one expired), but the fact that she sucks as a mother...

just throwing that out there...

3 comments:

Justin said...

I had higher hopes for you on this one. This should have been your Mona Lisa.

What I think is the saddest part of this story is that it was BREAKING NEWS on CNN last night. Maybe on TMZ, E!, or one of those silly shows, but CNN!?

When real news happens, where am I supposed to find it?

melanie said...

i know, i was kinda disappointed in myself too on this one...

in my defense, i wrote this as i was packing up to leave work a smidge early to try to get to the Y on time...how did i hear about it you ask? the same way you did - i saw it was breaking news on cnn's homepage...

when real news happens you come to me - clearly if cnn doesn't think real news surrounding war, politics, the dwindling economy, education reform (or lack thereof), or natural diasters are more important than which trian wrecked parent gets to have primary custody of two of the biggest flaws of darwin's theory of evolution then i don't think those topics are more important either.

besides, i have far more wit and sarcasm than cnn so if you're going to get the same information, you may as well have a more enjoyable experience.

Justin said...

Ok then. I'll come to you. But if you need commentary on the "dwindling economy", I'm your guy. That actually is my job...