oh how the mighty have fallen...

mr. potato head - where did we wrong you? why have you and the mrs. turned to a life of infidelity, crime, and general shenanigans?

exhibit a:



exhibit b:

customs officers discovered nearly 10.5 ounces of ecstasy tablets hidden inside a mr. potato head toy sent to australia from ireland, the agency said thursday.

upon opening the parcel, the officers were greeted with the smiling face of the popular children's toy, which features a potato-like head and removable facial features. but when they removed a panel from the back of the toy, the officers found 10.34 ounces of ecstasy in a plastic bag.

you're in hot water now...