jamie lynn spears is preggers
now i know she expects me to run with this and blog-blog-blog away about it. however, given the sensitive nature of her current situation and her age, i feel as though i need to take the higher road and not say anything since there is already enough speculation out there as to what is going on in the spears' household.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...just kidding...i would never let you guys down like that!!!
upon hearing this news, my mind had been in overdrive!!! a few of my thoughts:
- the only way this could possibly get any better is if kfed is the daddy...
- after hearing that the daddy is not kfed (a disappointment on my end) and that it is someone whom she met at church, i wondered what cult mrs. lynn spears has her going to that teaches the whole sex before marriage thing...
- i wonder if the daddy is the 60 year-old homeless bum running said cult???
- i then found out that the daddy is in fact her longtime boyfriend casey aldridge...who is 19...who apparently doesn't know to double glove that s*it...
- mrs. lynn spears' book on parenting has been delayed indefinitely...it's delayed, not cancelled stated a spokeswoman for thomas nelson, the publishing company who is set to release her book...which also publishes inspirational books and bibles...
- the comment "a rep for spears was not immediately available for comment" has become so ingrained in my head that i forgot brit brit had a younger sis and thought she was preggers again...which may also be true...
- 'white trash breeding more white trash' on the next jerry springer...
- you know charles darwin had it all wrong...the whole 'survival of the fittest' has taken a backseat to 'survival of the scantily clad sluts of lousiana'...
- lindsay lohan - congratulations on your 'get out of paparazzi free' card...
- jamie lynn, do the public a favor and wait until you're at least 20 and have two more buggers to enlist in welfare...
- brit brit reportedly had no idea and found out when everyone else in the general public did and was in shock...so much shock that she ate twice her weight in cheeto pie!!!
- do you hear that??? that is the sound of 'zoey 101', jamie lynn's show on nickelodeon's (one of their highest-rated), being cancelled and nickelodeon going belly-up...
- tmz broke this story...i need to send them a holiday card...
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God I love knowing stuff before you. It makes me feel accomplished in some weird way...
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