however, i think i may be rubbing off on him a wee bit too much...here is an excerpt from an email he sent to me...in his defense, the article is from espn.com:
Q: After Lindsay Lohan's second DUI with another charge of coke possession, it appears that her career has spiraled down the toilet. So what's her best option? To sign the largest contract ever with Vivid Entertainment. This would be like the David Beckham effect on Americans watching soccer ... except it would actually work. Porn would be mainstream, she would still be making tons of money and it would be cool for her to be going to the wild parties. This idea is too perfect to not work.--Drew, Columbus, Ohio
SG: Hmmmm ... you might be right about this. Porn actresses show up late to sets, they drink and do drugs, they dress like hookers, and they have sex with random shady people. She already may be doing all of those things. From a financial standpoint, she couldn't make more than a $1-2 million for a movie because she's box office poison at this point; when you think about it, Jenna Jameson makes that much money in a month. So yeah, Lindsay might be better off emulating Jenna than Gwyneth Paltrow at this point. On the other hand, it wasn't that long ago when Angelina Jolie was making out with her brother, wearing Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck and dressing goth. ... Now she's a respected actress who's allowed to adopt babies in various countries and even managed to steal Jennifer Aniston's husband away. So you can't give up on
Lindsay yet.
Just for the hell of it, here's the Sports Gal's take:"Lindsay doesn't need porn, she needs to copy what Angelina did and play a role close to herself, that's how she can turn her career around. Nobody wants to see her in a romantic comedy because she's too messed up and nobody wants to see her in a horror movie because we'd just root for her to get killed. When Angelina was struggling she did "Girl, Interrupted" and played a mental patient with drug problems who cut herself and acted crazy. It wasn't exactly a stretch. Lindsay needs to do that, something close to home, like a promiscuous alcoholic with low self-esteem and a drug problem who likes to drive drunk, chain smoke and pretend that her breasts aren't fake -- then, her life is turned upside down when she gets sent to jail for her 14th DUI and she ends up feuding with a group of skinhead prisoners who resent her because of her beautiful red hair, which they end up shaving before she joins a rival Kabbalah group and finds the strength to kill the Skinheads to survive. I would go see this movie and Bill would probably go to because there would definitely be a shower scene."
justin - as mike's best man i now give you permission to tease him mercifully about this (and bring it up in the speech).
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Tease him? I read the same article, and I can't say I'm not at least mildly intrigued by the idea.
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