let's get it on!!!

does anyone out there remember this show?:

i never really watched it myself, but my friend justin and i were corresponding via email about the fight of the century. i can see it now...

in this corner, weighing in at a whopping 89 pounds soaking wet...she's been in and out of rehab...she knows how to fight...she took down big bertha in the janitor's closet for a pack of cigarettes...and tonight shes so strung out she's giving pete doherty a run for his money...

ladies and gentlemen...liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindsaaaaaaaaaaaaaay loooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaan:

and in this corner, weighing in at 165 pounds pregnant again with her third illegitimate child...she too has been in and out of rehab...shes already threatened to kill a french photographer...shes aerodynamic...she knows how to use an umbrella and her baby's daddy thinks he's gangsta...

ladies and gentlemen...briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitneeeeeeeeeeeeeey speaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars:

can you IMAGINE this rumble??? i am drooling just thinking about it...

if celebrity death match came back for this one and only event, i would LOVE them forever!!! i would probably have mike borrow a HUGE screen tv and surround speakers from work, hit up the liquor store, fire up the barbie and throw a party...

but who would win???

things to consider:

• britney's maternal instinct
• lindsay being so numb from her last hit she wouldn't feel anything
• britney is white trash
• lindsay is from long island
• britney is more aerodynamic
• lindsay is about half britney's weight (making her faster)
• britney has stamina from being a dancer
• lindsay has stamina from keg stands

who is your $$$ on???