oh elle...elle..elle..elle..

what, prey tell, were you thinking?!?!?! how were you dumb enough to let this run off of your presses:

for those who can't read it, the tag under her name reads,

i'm glad i went to rehab - i needed to get away from everyone and i didn't know how.

ummmmmmm...i'm going to go with any one of the following ways:

• stop hanging out with skanks
• stop drinking all of the bloody time
• actually go to work (you know, that thing you are getting paid millions up millions of dollars to do...)
• for the love of god, STOP WHINING!!!
• yes, your daddy is an ass...you're not the only one...get.over.it.
• tell your mama to stop trying to be your best friend and try to be a parent FOR ONCE

oh...it gets better: in the interview, conducted before la-la-lindsay was arrested on her first suspected dui charge, the actress told the magazine she would never drive drunk.

that's right, she would never, ever, ever, drive drunk. its wrong and bad and can have you wind up incarcerated and big bertha in the corner never gets a pedicure right...